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Friday, December 17, 2004

Press Release: JNC Forms New Progressive News Network (humor)

This article was originally posted at jamboi.mydd.com on Fri Dec 17th, 2004


Press Release: JNC Forms new Progressive News Network (humor)
by JamBoi

(self-deprecating humor)

Dateline: 12/17/04, Silicon Valley

Seeing the obvious need for a truly progressive mainstream media network, JamBoi has taken it upon himself to become the all-new 24/7 JamBoi News Channel (JNC)! Nonstop with no coffee breaks he will single-handedly save the planet from election fraud and O'lielly's falafel's. Our motto "All JamBoi, all the time, 24/7 JamBoi. The most sleep-deprived source of news from and to the sleep deprived. "Sleepy and and Unbalanced" Our answer to Faux "news"." :-) Hey, they have Faux, we have JamBoi!

Pass the toothpicks somebody, my eyes are closing. If somebody doesn't get on this with me, I'll need some extra-strength toothpicks! Its hard work,but somebody's got to do it. Hard work, evenings, weekends, ordering out... hard.. killin' me. (goes unconscious)

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